wurnbo:

what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:

• unfollow them
• done

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

*hides good snacks from family members*

bynesexual:

when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in on

heismyfirstolive:

timelordsandhunters:

is nobody going to talk about this painting 

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard